No Face, Have a Joke

Due to some school work and poor time working shenanigans, there will be no Face related updates today.
To make up for it, I shall write a joke:

In a quiet bar squished between two sleek, tall buildings, a lone man in a blue coat is sitting on a stool, staring down at his drink.
A big biker man with a black leather jacket stomps through the front door and up to the stools. Seeing the puny man in the blue coat sitting there like a statue, the man in the leather jacket reaches over and swipes his drink. The man in the blue coat looks up at him, surprised, as the man with the leather jacket easily downs half the drink.

"You gotta problem?" He smirks and sits down beside the man in the blue coat, who is still shorter than himself.

"No, I shouldn't be surprised, it's just that... this has been a terrible day. First, my alarm didn't sound off, so I slept in. While I could've made it to work on time, a car bumped my own enough for both to have a dent. When the driver was finished yelling at me and threatening to sue me, I was long-late for work. When I got there, my boss took one look at me and told me to clean out my desk because I was fired. I got home to tell my wife the bad news, only to discover that she was cheating on me with the our neighbour. So I came to this bar and was contemplating whether or not I should drink the poison I put in my glass when you came along and drank it..."